I am for sure not always the world’s most diligent copy editor — but this is ridiculous.
I want to make a joke here, but mostly this just makes me tired.
"Ohhh, your words are nice, Mimi, but love’s not a three-way street!"
WHAT EVEN IS A THREE-WAY STREET, ROGER.
Anonymous asked: Uh oh, EW. You have caused quite a kerfuffle among the gladiators. We're ready to send you to the Huck Hole.
Oh no! Well, before you call B6-13, don’t blame the whole magazine — the party responsible for that answer was the person who runs this Tumblr, a.k.a. me. Spare the rest!
Clearly, I have to hire Olivia Pope to get me out of this sticky situation.
My youth, my youth
Alex: "first night sans binkey for titus," writes a dude i used to make out with in high school about his son on facebook
a baby named titus?!
is he... the emperor?
Alex: they're mormon? idk