I am for sure not always the world’s most diligent copy editor — but this is ridiculous.
I want to make a joke here, but mostly this just makes me tired.
"Ohhh, your words are nice, Mimi, but love’s not a three-way street!"
WHAT EVEN IS A THREE-WAY STREET, ROGER.
Anonymous asked: Uh oh, EW. You have caused quite a kerfuffle among the gladiators. We're ready to send you to the Huck Hole.
Oh no! Well, before you call B6-13, don’t blame the whole magazine — the party responsible for that answer was the person who runs this Tumblr, a.k.a. me. Spare the rest!
Clearly, I have to hire Olivia Pope to get me out of this sticky situation.
My youth, my youth
Alex: "first night sans binkey for titus," writes a dude i used to make out with in high school about his son on facebook
a baby named titus?!
is he... the emperor?
Alex: they're mormon? idk
Anonymous asked: you've got a very cool job! just wondering what you did at college/post college to get to where you are?
Why thanks, my job is pretty cool!
You can get a full rundown of my long and winding “career” (ha) on my LinkedIn page, but the TL:DR version is: I did newspaper in college, as well as a ton of internships, and then interned more after I graduated until I got hired full time at EW. Also, I wrote copy for a daily deals site for six months, which I do not recommend as it was soul-suckingly boring.